By Lisa Glasberg

One woman's inaccurate quest for romance, intercourse, and as a lot airtime as attainable . . .

On The Howard Stern convey, radio character Lisa Glasberg, aka Lisa G., is painted as a violin-playing, cookie-baking cat girl, yet that's all approximately to alter. This alleged wallflower as soon as used her abilities within the kitchen to teach up at a suitor's doorstep donning not anything yet a fur coat and sporting a plate of freshly baked cookies.

Now, in her unrated memoir, Lisa G. unearths all approximately her adventures and misadventures becoming up and seeking out love in the entire mistaken areas. Her trip starts off within the in basic terms position the place she felt comfortable-behind the microphone. Lisa grew to become a workaholic with a larger-than-life radio character. but if the "on air" lighting switched off, she struggled to discover her actual self. via treatment and a few soul-searching, she reworked from an insecure younger lady who tried to win over males along with her culinary prowess into an self sustaining grownup who eventually realized to like herself.

Lisa's tale is stuffed with idea and plenty of laughs. shrewdpermanent, sassy, and stacked, Lisa continuously placed her profession first. whereas looking for the ideal activity, the aspiring radio megastar dated her approach via an city bachelorette's predictable gallery of strength pals. In intercourse, Lies, and Cookies, Lisa information her hilarious sexcapades, which come with all people from a pleasant Jewish health care provider with a different fetish to the vintage unavailable kind who desires an "open relationship."

Lisa G. additionally stocks behind-the-scenes tales from her A-list star interviews, friendships, and time striking with hip-hop royalty like P. Diddy, Will Smith, and style Flav.

Along the best way, Lisa G. grew to become identified for having the most popular price ticket in town-entry into her unique and mythical cookie events. The booklet contains the recipes for greater than twenty-five of Lisa G.'s recognized cakes, like "Losing my Cherry Cookies" and "Double D-licious Oatmeal Cookies," in addition to counsel for internet hosting your personal awesome cookie occasion. intercourse, Lies and Cookies is a delectable learn that proves why the main gratifying courting you'll ever have starts off with studying to like your self (and how a bit cookie dough can help).

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One woman's inaccurate quest for romance, intercourse, and as a lot airtime as attainable . . .

On The Howard Stern express, radio character Lisa Glasberg, aka Lisa G. , is painted as a violin-playing, cookie-baking cat girl, yet that's all approximately to alter. This alleged wallflower as soon as used her talents within the kitchen to teach up at a suitor's doorstep donning not anything yet a fur coat and wearing a plate of freshly baked cookies.

Now, in her unrated memoir, Lisa G. finds all approximately her adventures and misadventures growing to be up and searching out love in all of the unsuitable locations. Her trip starts off within the basically position the place she felt comfortable-behind the microphone. Lisa turned a workaholic with a larger-than-life radio character. but if the "on air" lighting fixtures switched off, she struggled to discover her real self. via treatment and a few soul-searching, she remodeled from an insecure younger girl who tried to win over males along with her culinary prowess into an self sustaining grownup who eventually realized to like herself.

Lisa's tale is filled with suggestion and many laughs. clever, sassy, and stacked, Lisa consistently placed her profession first. whereas looking for the fitting activity, the aspiring radio megastar dated her approach via an city bachelorette's predictable gallery of strength associates. In intercourse, Lies, and Cookies, Lisa info her hilarious sexcapades, which come with every person from a pleasant Jewish physician with a special fetish to the vintage unavailable sort who wishes an "open dating. "

Lisa G. additionally stocks behind-the-scenes tales from her A-list megastar interviews, friendships, and time putting with hip-hop royalty like P. Diddy, Will Smith, and style Flav.

Along the best way, Lisa G. grew to become recognized for having the most popular price ticket in town-entry into her specific and mythical cookie events. The e-book comprises the recipes for greater than twenty-five of Lisa G. 's well-known cakes, like "Losing my Cherry Cookies" and "Double D-licious Oatmeal Cookies," in addition to advice for webhosting your personal extraordinary cookie social gathering. intercourse, Lies and Cookies is a delectable learn that proves why the main enjoyable dating you'll ever have begins with studying to like your self (and how a bit cookie dough can help).

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Ivy had long black hair and sharp and pretty features. Her cheeks glowed red and her breath was hot. She died later of quick consumption. At one station, after we had finished unloading the freight, a trainman told a smutty story. He used words I did not like, and a revulsion came over me. Strange, down, far down in the gutters where nothing but the sludge and murk of life rolled by, I was never to overcome my revulsion from the filth of it all. If my clothing was lousy I watched clouds sailing across the moon and heard linnets chirping and larks singing.

Amy was fond of seltzer and whiskey high-balls. When she became particularly illuminated, she would act quite girlish, and pick up the seltzer bottle and squirt some of its contents in my face. I would join in the laugh, for Amy was my boss, AMY, THE BEAUTIFUL FAT Gm,L 45 and a generous one besides. I felt that she must have her fun, and though a trifle confused, I would keep on reciting doggerel while the seltzer itched in my eyes, and trickled down my face. Amy's legs were as big as telephone poles, and ber arms were larger than the legs of a big man.

56 BEGGARS OF LIFE "We're flatter 'n feet wit' broken arches," replied Bill. "Come an' eat then," said the one-armed man. A breeze came up and swayed the tops of the trees in the woods. The sun threw leafy shadows across the car-door table. The greed of hungry men was the only thing that spoiled the scene. Birds darted over the landscape and flew low across the broad river. The geese swam leisurely in the direction of the tramps. The one-armed man looked up from his food and noticed the handsome buff-colored goose that swam in the lead.

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