By Jenny McCarthy

Oh, the thrill of being pregnant! There's the gassiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion, the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the consistent fear. in fact, no lady is spared the discomforts and humiliations of being pregnant, yet so much are too well mannered to bitch or too embarrassed to discuss them. no longer Jenny McCarthy! within the New York Times best-selling Belly Laughs, actress and new mom Jenny McCarthy finds the bare fact in regards to the super joys, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go together with being pregnant. by no means shy, often crude, and continually laugh-out-loud humorous, McCarthy covers all of it within the grittiest of female friend element. From morning disease and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, pregnant intercourse, and the torture and candy aid that's supply, Belly Laughs is must-read comedian aid for an individual who's pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is attempting to get pregnant, or, certainly, has ever been born!

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Willie Nelson happened to be one of the guests. I didn’t grow up listening to country music, although I owned one Willie Nelson record. By the end of the evening, I was a huge fan. Willie was playing the classic songs “Night Life,” “Funny How Time Slips Away,” and “Crazy,” and I would try to play along. His guitar playing and lyrics were mesmerizing. I couldn’t believe this was the guy who wrote these songs. The guitar was passed around the room and other singers sang Hank Williams tunes or ones they had recently written.

He’s a great guy and an old friend. I’ll see him tomorrow night in Helotes, Texas, at our show at John T. Floore Country Store. John T’s is one of the better beer joints in Texas. John T. Floore was a really good friend of mine and loaned me money one time when I really needed it. I wrote a song about him: SHOTGUN WILLIE Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear Biting on a bullet and pulling out all of his hair Shotgun Willie’s got all of his family there Well, you can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothing to say You can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothing to say You can’t play music if you don’t know nothing to play Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear Biting on a bullet and pulling out all of his hair Shotgun Willie’s got all of his family there Now, John T.

God said It’s a sign of the times I said. IN GOD'S EYES Never think evil thoughts of anyone It’s just as wrong to think as to say For a thought is but a word that’s unspoken In God’s eyes He sees it this way Lend a hand if you can to a stranger Never worry if he can’t repay For in time you’ll be repaid ten times over In God’s eyes He sees it this way In God’s eyes we’re like sheep in a meadow Now and then a lamb goes astray But open arms should await its returning In God’s eyes He sees it this way Thought for the Day: Sometimes I think, Well .

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